From childhood

1) when I was a kid I dreamt that I took a hole punch and punched a hole in my scrotum, to see what was inside. I was bleeding of course, and realized that this was going to need some seriou attention. I was horrified that I would have to show my mom and dad the hole I punched in my scrotum.


2) The farmer down the street had a pussy tree. The tree had pussy's all over it. I wanted so badly to stick my dick in one off 'em, but the farmer would shoot you with salt pellets which hurt like hell, or so I was told. Of course, I couldn't resist forever. I snuck over his fence, climbed the tree and found a good sticky wet pussy. It was coated with something like honey. I started fucking that tree and even as I saw the farmer come out of his house, I had to finish. He was shooting, I was fucking, finally I ran off. God damn, I wished I had that pussy tree.