2) The farmer down the street had a pussy tree. The tree had pussy's all over it. I wanted so badly to stick my dick in one off 'em, but the farmer would shoot you with salt pellets which hurt like hell, or so I was told. Of course, I couldn't resist forever. I snuck over his fence, climbed the tree and found a good sticky wet pussy. It was coated with something like honey. I started fucking that tree and even as I saw the farmer come out of his house, I had to finish. He was shooting, I was fucking, finally I ran off. God damn, I wished I had that pussy tree.