Our land lord at the new place is Merle, our current landlord in our awake life. Merled comes to help me move furniture around. As we lift a bed there's a large plastic vibrator, with the top missing, being used as a pen and pencil cup.
I grab two more vibrators, intact, from various unhidden places. Merle and I walk to the garden and as I reach to grab the vibrator planted there he sees the two that I've already collected from inside. I'm embarassed.
"Well, I guess you know us better than a landlord should eh?"
"Don't worry about it. The things I've seen, this is nothing."
I wake up.